BOOTEH BOOTEH BAP BOOTEH BOOTEH BAP. That’s not music, that’s the sound the garbage disposal makes when there’s a spoon in it.
I typed “Canadians” into my phone and autocorrect changed it to “faggots”
I made rice on the stove and forgot about it. I burned the bottom layer of the rice and also the pan….oops
YOU get a humpack whale, YOU get a humpback whale. EVERYBODY. GETS. HUMP. BACK. WHALLLEEESS.
I bought black chick hair products..maybe I’ll get greasy hair, or maybe I’ll get LUSCIOUS hair.
omg whomping willow
brutal honesty hour.
A - if I'm in love.
B - who was the last person who talked on the phone.
D - if i have some preference with boys or girls.
E - how many have holes in the ear.
F - give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G - the last person i said 'i love you' to.
H - the last person i hugged.
I - the last time i felt jealous, and why.
J - how old i am.
K- what is my full name.
L - if i have siblings.
M - if i forgive, for treason.
N - if you want to know how i treat my friends.
O - if i like my school.
P - what kind of music i like.
Q - what was the last party i went, and when will the next.
R - for me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - favourite band/ movie/ tv show.
T- 5 things i love unconditionally.
U - favourite actor/ actress.
V - 3 big dreams.
X - if i've done something i regretted very much.
W - an idol.
Y - if i like my town and why.
Z - ask any question you want.
but idek what i'm supposed to do
So, I think I’m allergic to Latex…You all know what that means.
omg I was singing Monster by Paramore and right as it got to the really intense part at the brige of the song, thunder clapped really loud outside. it was like DFGHDGSFGDSHDGSFaGHDGSFGDSHFDSZ WAHHH WAHHH EPIC
Tell the devil I said “Hey” when you get back to where you’re...
buttherealtruthhurts: imtwelve: one time, this gross kid liked me and he’d always try to touch my butt and kiss me and i was so annoyed by it lol so i gave him a bar of laxatives and said it was chocolate from me and he ate the whole thing and he kept farting throughout class lol and i got in trouble but i didn’t care and when they made me go to the office a few days later to see what was...
Milosh has sensed a beetle in the house. He’s going in for the kill
I am crying. Why does this exist?! →
I’M up at 9am? Me of all people? Why even.
I forgot Matthias’s birthday today. I am the worst best friend in the world omg adfghjhsa
Mr. Rager! Can we tag along? Can we take that journey?
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Everything in existance is pissing me off today sdsfgfbhdgsfad
“I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.” — Iggy, The Angel Experiment
You know what
I hate? Overalls. GAH.
Gabriel. I’M GROWING LEEEGGGGZZZZZ
I have to face the reality that I need a haircut. I have split ends and they cant be fixed withut a trim…fuuuuucccckkk. Now I’m going to be like 2 months behind schedule ):
“When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life you have a thousand reasons to smile.” — ~Kid Cudi~
Bold and brash? More like belongs in the trash